teacher: why are you late?
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die
If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks