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Crazy Me!!!!!!!!

yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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(Source: lubricates)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

(Source: canadad)

reattachment:

If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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(Source: 2treehill)